I must confess, I'm in love with my own sins

raspbeary:

nothing like the internet to make your kinks feel really harmless

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purplespacecats:

Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably

tabloo:

spacefaeries:

patchwork-indigo:

Neopets is a great way to teach kids how to earn and manage money.

image

that will be 39.4 million dollars, please.

just like art school

bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

40514294s:

awwww-cute:

Here’s my friend’s dog in a banana costume

incognito

40514294s:

awwww-cute:

Here’s my friend’s dog in a banana costume

incognito

tagged as → #doge #animuls #banana
hey rich white teen side of tumblr y’all got any spare macbooks y’all wanna toss this way?

(Source: fatwink)

marshmallowknight:

what i am not:

  • a girl
  • a boy

what i am:

  • unholy spawn of darkness and fear
  • dreaded by all who encounter me
  • kinda hungry

(Source: transyoite)

(Source: aidakensuke)

tagged as → #p&swg #pswg #gif #stocking #twerkin'q

(Source: nanaseharukas)

tagged as → #dmmd #doge #animuls #gifs #twerkin'q
  • baby: a- a- a-
  • parents: oh, the baby's first words!!
  • baby: a- aaa- al-
  • parents: apple?? air??
  • baby: a- al- al-
  • baby: Alchemy. The science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art; it is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the Law of Equivalent Exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among alchemists: human transmutation is strictly forbidden - for what could equal the value of a human soul...?

dioburandou:

1mbps:

dioburandou:

greatjaggi:

Okay you have ten seconds think of an rpg class thats never existed before

Ass devourer, they eat the asses right off of people

What the fuck

OP gave me ten seconds

tagged as → #twerkin'q
sherlocksmyth:

Deflate when writing prose; inflate when writing essays for school.

sherlocksmyth:

Deflate when writing prose; inflate when writing essays for school.

(Source: amandaonwriting)

tagged as → #writing #info #twerkin'q
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